For some TV shows, they get people that are good at talking to work the mic, somehow, someone thought it would be a good idea to give the mic to me, and all i do is mumble, shit talk, swear, and make fun of pro bike riders. Zack Pullups of Kink is also doing TV work, on a Mexican show called “Churros y Chocolate”, and he plays an effeminate gangster named La Guapa. Dirty Dan was so stunned upon discovering this, his hair stood straight up. Tony Cardona, and Fishty Percent, built a Beeramid, out of looted imports, to help the young rider cope with the disturbing news. Morgan Wade bike flipped over the Pyramid, then started doing Hamlin impersonations, and talking about the Rochester God Damned Twins. Is this even news? Kelly Baker stories are way better….
Originally Posted by Steve Crandall